I went to a Catholic university, where all the anti-masturbation signs referred to the act as “an affront against our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.” But honor code violations are bad, too.
University of Michigan has a Strict Masturbation Policy | Top Cultured
“Pipes in the halls are not meant to handle semen” —
That sounds like a total plumbing design FAIL for a men’s dorm. Jus’ sayin’
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“semen related costs run into the thousands” awesome.
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Nothing to get me going on this tumblr thing again quite like pride in the ol’ alma mater. Go Blue.
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not meant to handle semen” — That sounds like...total plumbing design FAIL for a men’s...
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Masturbation, public restrooms, “bowl game”… is that some sort of pun?
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See, this is what happens when we don’t make
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ejaculate corrodes the piping? Or because the only worthwhile thing...do in Ann Arbor is...
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