Did you ever wonder what “really” happened between Tiger and his Lady that fateful night.

Well, wonder no more.  This video has the answers.  The Japanese, computer generated, answers.

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Just finished this book and I feel like there’s so much in the book that mirrors my own experiences.

Well, except for the huge parts about S&M, Runaways, and a murder trial.  But the Adderall and writing part, totally.

Now that’s what I call news!

I wish my friends pranked me by putting large fast food sculptures on my lawn.

New Season of Bad Girls Club.  An hour of straight Sanpaku — upper AND regular.

Lauren, Whitney — you’re lucky you got away from Audrina when you did.  Her Sanpaku is out of this world.  Level 3-4 — Those eyes are hiding something!

Sandra Lee falls somewhere between 1-3 on the crazy eyes chart.

I surmised as much from her dali-esque tablescapes

Ever wonder where you fall in the “Crazy Eyes” world?

Here’s a handy chart.

You’d think that if you had the opposite of crazy eyes — regular Sanpaku — you’d be okay.  But you aren’t!!!!

This is the normal at very old ages nearing natural death  (90 years or older). But is abnormal for anyone younger and indicates an extremely unhealthy condition and possible premature death.

Audrina!!! You better get your shit regulated right quick!!!